Julie Ann August

Write, RN & Chef's Wife

I woke one morning after I discovered a universe at the bottom of my navel. When I removed it, the universe dried up and died, but I was able to see more clearly.

I live in Grand Rapids, Michigan with my chef girlfriend. I enjoy hearse rides, homemade wine, and speculating about the Zombie Apocalypse. I detest small children, refuse to harbor roommates and do not open the door for proselytizers. In order to support my writing habit, I work as a Registered Nurse. Recently, I switched to the night shift, and now I have strange dreams about titrating my own Propofol drip.